Zodiac Signs in Jail

Imagine that you are in prison. Look around; who do you see? What can you expect from these people? Don't you know? Let's figure it out together!

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How would you behave in prison?

Aries

Aries in jail
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  • These people will create natal charts for everyone with whom they will communicate closely to find an approach to everyone.
  • They will be psychologists for those who need it.
  • They know how to escape but do not do it because they are curious to observe what is happening.
  • They create a new identity in prison to increase their chances of success and fame. They want to be authoritative and therefore build a competent behavior strategy.

Taurus

  • They try to be as nice as possible to everyone. Their cellmates may fear them because no one knows how they will behave when outraged.
  • They want to be paroled; therefore, they try to behave well.
  • In their spare time, they help the staff and communicate with the guards to ingratiate themselves with them.
  • They experience a lot of stress during walks.
  • They are constantly thinking and imagining what they would do if they were free.

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Gemini

  • They write letters to all their friends to tell them how life is going and to find out how things are going for them.
  • They organize trade unions and protests and succeed in this.
  • Their opinion is respected, and they have all the qualities of born leaders.
  • Therefore, people often go to them for advice or to decide who is right.
  • They easily get a lot of lovers.
  • They try to stay in neutral territory in other people's conflicts to avoid becoming a victim.

Cancer

Cancer in jail
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  • They work in the kitchen or in the hospital because it calms them down.
  • They look cute and very friendly, but they have a lot of monsters inside. If you ask why they are in prison, they will never tell you.
  • They joke a lot to defuse the situation. Thanks to Cancer, lots of conflicts do not escalate.
  • They easily conspire with their cellmates and, perhaps, secretly make an escape plan.
  • The richest Cancers in prison have a lot of stash.

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Leo

  • These guys were gang leaders and remained imprisoned; they could find weapons anywhere or make them from anything.
  • They often stay in solitary confinement for their antics.
  • These people can find anything you need, but be ready to pay big money for it. 
  • They are excellent manipulators, so they know perfectly how any team works, even in prison.
  • They have the best tattoos and are ready to tell what each of them means.

Virgo

  • Thanks to their natural charm, they are the best friends of the entire staff.
  • Virgos have a lot of secret power; they remind of an eminence grise.
  • They get a lot of bonuses for good behavior.
  • They try to work hard wherever they can so there is no free time to think about life and when this imprisonment will end.
  • They like to philosophize and talk about life with their cellmates, so they are considered one of the wisest and most interesting interlocutors, even for prison staff.
  • They often join the battle first, so do not be fooled by their provocations.
  • Virgos have a huge social circle, but there also have enemies among their admirers.

Libra

Libra in jail
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  • These creative people can start creating sketches for tattoos or writing songs.
  • They try to follow their daily routine to feel comfortable.
  • These are responsible people you can rely on. Many people trust them, and the personnel even do them favors sometimes.
  • Everyone often falls in love with them because they are charismatic and incredibly charming people.

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Scorpio

  • These guys are some of the trickiest. They constantly behave strangely, feign illness and poor health to lie quietly in the hospital.
  • They know all the moves and exits, including where cameras won't notice them.
  • They make friends as easily as possible; you can always ask them for cigarettes.
  • They love to be alone in silence when everyone leaves en masse to take a shower.

Sagittarius 

  • These guys have an incredible amount of energy, are very sociable, talk all the time, and sometimes annoy everyone around them. Everyone exhales with relief when they sleep.
  • They are real fans of loud slogans.
  • They have an incredible number of people who love and worry about them, so they always have a lot of visitors.
  • They have the best sense of humor among all the prisoners.

Capricorn

Capricorn in jail
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  • They are always aware of everything that is happening. They have all the information about everyone.
  • People are afraid to argue and quarrel with them; no one starts a direct conflict with Caps.
  • Caps are real pedants; they adore and appreciate cleanliness and order even in a cell. They are ready to kill anyone who won't obey their rules.
  • You can always negotiate with them on mutually favorable terms so that everyone gets some benefit from this cooperation.

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Aquarius 

  • You can find everything you need from these guys. 
  • They constantly participate in events or contests to get bonuses and breaks.
  • Therefore, they have an excellent reputation, which everyone knows about.
  • They are very observant and feel people well, so they can quickly understand who they need to communicate with to get benefits and any information they need.
  • They are very lonely, so no one comes to visit them.

Pisces

  • The richest prisoners can always lend and cover for you, but at the same time, you can very easily become dependent on them.
  • They have many tattoos with meaning and are even thinking of adding a few more.
  • Even prison guards and prisoners are afraid to argue with them.
  • They are very well-mannered and intelligent.